“We ate all those cuties…It was a cutie destruction! There were like, 30 CUTIES in that!”
“I hope it doesn’t turn into all about love and stuff. Brutal murder is where it’s at” -Becky
Flammas eius lucifer matutinus inveniat:
ille, inquam, lucifer, qui nescit occasum,
Christus Filius tuus qui,
regressus ab inferis,
humano generi serenus illuxit,
et vivit et regnat in saecula saeculorum.
Hope is a demon bitch.
Ten Notable Apocalypses That (Obviously) Didn’t Happen
December 21, 2012, the date the Mayans predicted the world will end, is officially one year away. We thought we would celebrate by sharing the best iStockphoto ever to appear on our site.
Ed note: Some in the office will argue this one is better. What do you think?
“ there are women with skyscraper wings, women with bruised wings, blue heron wings, women with orchid fuck wings. ” The text was generously taken from this poem.
“What is baby bacon?” -Patrick
“At 2 in the morning, there are very few people who will answer the phone.” - Patrick
Boy those French, they have a different word for everything.
My dad used to let my brother and I camp out in the living room on Saturday nights with the express purpose of watching SNL behind our mother’s back. I remember the first time I saw Steve Martin and how, after attempting to do his impression, my dad let me watch The Jerk (years before I would actually be able to understand half the jokes).
I had these dreams of being a stand up comedian or a famous illustrator. Last night I got up at an open mic and told the story about this time I fell in love with a lesbian, on Sunday I talked with my old partner about doing more Joey Cheats Death pages. Is this growing up?
I’m reminded of something my friend J said, a few nice ago after a few bottles of wine/beer/something: “The world is going to end, not with a bang, but with a disappointed sigh.”
J doesn’t know this, but he is a great stand up comedian.
“Vaginas are happy places” - Rachelle Barr
